Monday, September 14, 2009

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT


New Oxford Has Color:
The NOHS Art Department

by Shaiann Daniels and Sarah Coutts

(Artwork left by Jess Cruise, Art 2)

Red, blue, and yellow make up the primary colors on the color wheel. Without them, we would not have the secondary or tertiary colors. In the same way, Mr. Miller, Mrs. McLaughlin, and Mrs. Slonaker blend together to form the variety and excellence of our Art Department.

The students of the Art I, II, III and 3D classes, have enrolled for different reasons. Some come to improve their art. Some come for the credit, but many others come for the love of it. This year the art classes will be working on wire sculptures and the influences that contour lines have in everyday art.

Many lucky teenagers from NOHS have gotten the privilege to meet and learn from Mr. Miller in Arts II, III, IV, or Art Portfolio, and even some independent study.  Mr. Miller has been here long enough for his fellow colleagues to remember and cherish being students in his classroom.Mrs. Slonaker said that she was his student once and that "he was an amazing art teacher." To many of his students, Mr. Miller is an idol. To others, he is an everyday hero who shows us how to love our work. Sadly, Mr. Miller will be moving on to paint greener pastures as he plans to retire at the end of this year. But he and the members of the Art Department were kind enough to take some time and tell us more about the program which continues to produce so many talented students.

New this year for Mrs. Slonaker’s class are the design works, relief sculptors. In her class, students will even get the chance to attempt mosaics. A few in the advanced art category will get the chance to expand independently when they take 3D portfolio.

Where do the secondary colors come from? They evolve from the primary.  Art teachers get their ideas for projects by simply opening their eyes to the world around us. An act as simple as walking down the street and seeing something in a store window can provide a moment of inspiration. They also get their ideas from other teachers, computers, museums, or their own creative imagination.

Mrs. Slonaker and Mrs. McLaughlin wouldn’t change much, but if they could, they say they would change the size of the art rooms. So many students want to take art that they can’t accept all of them due to the small room size. They would like to add another room with another teacher. A larger class room would allow them to offer something new, like art history. If they had more room in their classrooms, they could also add more pottery wheels.

All of our art  teachers have had prior teaching experience. Mrs. Slonaker has taught middle school for thirteen years before she moved to the high school. She says that younger children are difficult to teach especially when they don’t enjoy art. Mrs. McLaughlin has taught all of the grades except the first grade. Both teachers would agree that high school teaching is their preference since students elect to take the course instead of having to take it.

What makes a teacher want to teach, let alone teach art? For Mr. Miller, who has been teaching for 33 years, it is the sense of accomplishment he instills within the child who has a burning desire to become better: “Well, one is seeing students who are really interested go on and make a career out of it. I’m really proud of them. Also, having a student come in and saying at first, ' I’m not that great....'  but then making something that looks amazing. They light up, and I love it. It’s just great.” A child learns from the things they do, and those around them affect what they will grow up to be like. Mrs. McLaughlin always knew that she was going to do something with her love of art, “Both my parents did things with art, my dad was a carpenter and my mom was always crafty.” Mrs. Slonaker was an artist from an early age. “I always loved art, it wasn’t until I went off to college that my mom showed me that I had drawn all over her mattress as a child.”

Blue-green, red-orange and yellow-green are tertiary colors. Without the influence of the primary colors and the secondary colors there would be no blue-green. Mrs. McLaughlin stated that all teachers are happy to see a good percentage of their students going to art school and all the positive things they will learn there. The teachers of New Oxford High School Art Department are a blessing to have and have influenced many to go on with what they truly love.

New Oxford is fortunate to have an Art Department that is supported by the district, unlike some schools, where art sometimes finds itself on the bottom crust of the expenses list.

Thank you to all the teachers and students of our Art Department for helping to beautify our world.




Erica Hemler, Portfolio Project

"WE ARE THE NOMB--"
NOHS Band Goes All Medieval on Us! 

by Hannah Fernandez


“Drum Majors, is your band ready?"

The New Oxford Marching Band (NOMB) is ready to take the field for this year’s show entitled Medieval Images. The music in this show is based on the music Upon a King written by Frank Sullivan. Mr. Rohrbaugh is hard at work, making this a one-of-a kind show. All the elements of the medieval era, from the guard uniforms, to the battle-scenes, to the feel of “early music” instrumentation will enhance this year's presentation.

In June, they began practicing for a season that had only just begun. Every Wednesday until August, the band and guard came for a weekly practice where they learned the music and the marching and color scheme. In August, they began the perennial Band Camp. Their “camp” is held back at New Oxford High School Monday through Friday for one full week. On the final day of camp, they give a show for family and friends which gives them a look at what has been accomplished at camp. For the next 14 weeks, they will be at school almost every night working to perfect the show. With every passing week, championships are getting closer, and that means the end of the season and for some, a good-bye to New Oxford Marching Band.

Mr. Rohrbaugh and his staff decided on the show after listening to an array of possible choices. They chose Medieval Images for the “intensity of the music, and the many different visual options that we could explore.”

Medieval Images is a four part show that presents the chief features of this bygone age. From the unique piece the guard uses to announce readiness to the final note sounded by the band, everything about this show conjures up images of the age of chivalry. That "unique piece" is a sword like no other band has, and has been especially made for the talents and kinteticism of the guard. It was designed by the guard staff, Mr. Rohrbaugh, Karen Rohrbaugh, and Deb Warntz, and built by the Sheaffer family.  Mr Rohrbaugh provided us with an overview of the show:

“The first part of our show is a call to arms as our knight prepares for battle. The second movement is the actual battle scene which involves the entire band using swords, sticks, and shields. The third movement starts with a reflective section on what has occurred and then leads into a slow section which depicts our valiant warrior being knighted for his duty in battle. The final movement sees our knight heading off to battle again to face a dragon and ultimately being triumphant in his quest.”

When you watch the band next time, see if they take you back to the time of chivalry, honor, glory, knights and dragons.

“New Oxford High School Marching Band, you may take the field in competition!”




           Video Credit and Photo Credit (above): Michelle Fernandez


A New Elective for Piano Lovers: Class Piano 1


A new wave in music education has begun this year with the help of Miss Knorr and the Music Department—Class Piano 1. We had the chance to ask Miss Knorr some questions about this new and exciting program because we all know that music education is a vital facet of learning. We are sure that it won’t be long before her students begin to make sweet music that will give them joy over many years to come.


Silhouette: How did the idea for the new piano course come about? What are its aims?

Miss Knorr: For many years, the music department has been working on creating additional electives in music that meet the needs of our student population. We offer courses for non-musicians (That’s Entertainment), for musical performers (Band, Orchestra, Girls Chorus, and Concert Choir), and for those who were planning to become professional musicians or music teachers (Music Theory). Outside of band and orchestral instruments, the two most popular instruments are the guitar and the piano. We’ve added guitar instruction to the 8th grade general music curriculum and two years ago decided to add piano instruction to the high school course offerings. Our aim is to offer a wide variety of musical options to the students at NOHS, so that we can work with as many students as possible who are interested in learning more about music.

We began the process by piloting piano instruction in the Music Theory course two years ago. Students who elected music theory were given approximately two weeks of piano instruction as part of the theory course. At this time, the school only owned two electronic keyboards, so we enlisted the help of faculty members throughout the district. Using keyboards that we borrowed from faculty, we were able to pilot the course that first year.

After evaluating the success of the pilot program, we began the process of designing the course and proposing it to the Curriculum Cabinet (which makes all curricular decisions for the district). As a part of this proposal, we conducted a survey of student interest in the course. The response was overwhelmingly positive and almost 100 students indicated an interest in electing the course during their high school years. Armed with this information, we investigated the cost of the course, researched the equipment and materials we would need to purchase, wrote the course curriculum, and presented our proposal to the faculty, the administration, and to the Curriculum Cabinet. The proposal was approved and the course was offered this year.

Silhouette: How many “slots” are available in this course and are there any pre-requisites in signing up for it?

Miss Knorr: We have room for 15 students each semester. All 30 available “slots” are taken for this year. We decided on 15 as our maximum number due to space limitations. We also wanted to be sure that there was a reasonable student to teacher ratio so the teacher could spend as much one-on-one time with students as possible.

There are no pre-requisites for the course. We are looking for students who have very little or no previous piano background. Everyone begins at the beginning!

Silhouette: Is it possible that higher level piano courses could be added at a later date?

Miss Knorr: We have discussed adding Class Piano 2 at a later date. I teach Class Piano 1 and we would have Miss Mack teach Class Piano 2 if it becomes available. Class Piano 2 would concentrate more on technique and working with the acoustic piano, rather than the electronic keyboard. At this point, if a student wants to pursue a second level of piano instruction, it would have to been done through an independent study in music.

Silhouette: Can you tell us about the piano lab itself—the kinds of pianos that we have and how they came to be chosen? Are there any special features like recording / playback of performances, rhythm / drum accompaniment within the digital pianos that aid in student learning?

Miss Knorr: We purchased Yamaha YPG235 Portable Digital Grand Piano keyboards. It was important that we choose keyboards that met our needs and were cost efficient. The Yamahas we purchased fit the bill perfectly. They have 76 full-sized keys (regular pianos have 88) and best simulated the response and touch of an acoustic piano of the keyboards we found in our price range. We were looking for keyboards that are MIDI capable, so that we have that feature available if we are ever fortunate enough to add a computer component to the lab. They have additional features, but we use these mainly for variety when practicing.

Silhouette: So when will the record come out?

Miss Knorr: No records, but we will be presenting a recital at the end of each semester for parents and friends. Plan to come and see how well we’ve done!

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Thanks to Miss Knorr for taking the time to tell us about this new and exciting program. In speaking with some of the students in the class, it is clear that they are finding the individualized instruction with state of the art electric pianos a very rewarding experience. Of her time in the course, Nicole Rondeau has said: “The course is fun and  interesting. We’re working from the Adult Piano Adventures book series at a good pace. While I already know a little bit about playing the piano, it doesn’t hurt to have more practice at learning the notes and sight-reading.”

Another student in the class, Bianca Garcia likes the learn-at -your- own pace aspect of the class, She says that “while I don’t really plan on becoming a pianist, I have a deeper appreciation now for the way music works. And if I ever strike it rich, I’ll be sure to get a beautiful grand piano just to help jazz up the VIP parties at my estate.”

It is good to know that with Miss Knorr’s professional guidance and the curiosity and work of her students, the timeless and universal language of music will keep being spoken into the next generation.

In closing, we’d like to share a highly educational video entitled "The History of the Piano" for the benefit of the new Class Piano 1 along with an audition video we have just received from a possible future student. Enjoy!






Meet Your Makers:
An Interview with the Creators of Film School
by Bianca Garcia, Jimmy Arrison, & Villain Teacher

There is a first time for everything, and we’re pretty sure that the production of Film School represents a first in the history of our school. First, as in never done before; first, as in outstanding achievement of  independent film making.

I am referring to the film that was written, produced, and directed by seniors Andy Robinson and Derek Sullivan, starring various and sundry eager high school students and teachers. The film enjoyed its red carpet premier last year in Mrs. McLaughlin’s room. Since then, Film School has taken on underground cult status going on to limited release in living rooms throughout the New Oxford and Hanover area. Perhaps in twenty years, we will see these gentlemen on James Lipton's Inside the Actor's Studio.



The Silhouette caught up with Andy and Derek to ask them about their love of films and what motivated them to produce a satirical “day in the life” of a typical New Oxford teen. The film features Tim Baublitz, who plays the part of “Student” – a young man who wonders what he is going to do with the rest of his life; Jake Smith, who plays the part of "The Dude;" Erich Miller, whose role as "Guidance Counselor" will forever change the life of said "Student;" and Livy Long, who plays the unforgettable role of "The Don," an art student who knows how to twist some arms to get things done.  There are a number of other great cameos by Jon Abend and Erica Hemler in addition to a whole host of teachers who volunteered to be directed by Andy and Derek.  You will just have to see the film to enjoy any of these Oscar-worthy performances.

Silhouette: Can you tell us about the genesis of the film? What led you to undertake the project?

Andy : When I realized that the graduation project was a requirement, I wanted to do anything but Apple Harvest. Seriously, I wanted to do something that had meaning for me personally, something memorable.

Derek : I remember Andy coming up to me on the bus and asking me if I’d want to join up.

Andy : Yeah, we were on the same bus, still are….and I got to thinking, you know Derek knows movies; he’d be perfect for helping get at some of the film jokes that only a real movie buff could understand.

Derek : So I said, awesome, let’s give it a shot. And here we are.

Silhouette: What interests you most about doing films? I mean, judging from what you have done with the movie, it appears films have taken on a kind of obsession for you.

Derek : In a good film, you have the combination of every medium – there’s literature, music, cinematography, good acting.

Andy : Yes, it is for us, the easiest outlet to get ideas "out there."

Derek : Think about it…more people will go to a movie than will go an art gallery these days or read my haiku. Or maybe I just like the thought of being able to project my ideas into impressionable young minds.

Silhouette: Can you remember when the idea of making films first hit you?

Derek : Well, when I was 12, I happened to come upon Pulp Fiction quite by accident—it was the made for TV version—but I thought, man, this is the coolest thing ever.

Andy : I must have been a late bloomer. For me, it was in Mr. Sheffer’s class and we were watching The Sting. I thought that Paul Newman was just great—the whole buddy comedy thing against the backdrop of the depression era of the 1930’s. I thought how much better this film was to the kinds of films that get put out nowadays. I hate how directors use explosions to drive the plot. You have to have a totally believable storyline or the movie is DOA. I thought it would be worthwhile trying to come up with a story that had the kinds of elements that I like to see in films. And I’ll watch any film with Paul Newman.

Silhouette: So what makes a great film?

Andy : Writing is essential; without a strong script, there is no hope for the film. Everything starts right there in the writing room.

Derek : You have to have strong performances from your actors to carry the story along, too. Casting is big.

Andy : Yep. A lot of times, we’ll just look at the names of the actors we’ve enjoyed and know that most times it’s going to be worth watching. Another thing, most movie-goers want that element of escapism. The movie has got to take them somewhere away from the stuff that’s happening in their everyday lives.

Silhouette: Now that the “Film School” project has had close to a year to “stew,” how do you feel about the whole experience?

Andy : For the way everything came together pretty fast-- putting up the posters, holding auditions, making a shooting schedule, just all of the contributions from people who wanted to make this thing happen – brilliant.

Derek : For a first shot, getting everyone on board and committed to making something we’d all enjoy, pretty good. A lot of what people see in the film were done as first takes, too. We wanted to keep the spontaneity in it and make it fun for everyone. Nothing too artsy.

Andy : First takes? There was one day…we must have had ten takes with Jon Abend in the library scene. I just could not stop cracking up...."Here, smell the book." -- just the way he kept delivering that line. If I'm going to be shooting films, I guess I'll need to work on that.

Silhouette: So then can we expect a sequel at some point—or perhaps something new?

Andy : Hmmmm.....I feel a road trip movie coming on. 


Derek : Yeah, the van....sweet.

Sihouette: Thanks, Andy and Derek. We wish you all the best in your future artistic endeavors.






Andy Robinson (R) and Derek Sullivan (L), the co-creators of "Film School"

Our Up and Coming Fab Five: An Interview with The Hopefuls
by Ace Black

I recently had the chance to sit down with our local band, The Hopefuls. This Christian band is on the rise, ready to light up New Oxford. From just sitting down with the band, I could feel the energy they want to share with the rest of you. Here’s a little Q and A with four out of the five hopefuls.

Silhouette: Who are The Hopefuls?  

The Hopefuls are: Zach Knight (vocals, rhythm guitar), Jordan Britton (drums), Luke Stoltzfoos (Keyboard), Alex Brown (guitar), and Zade Roth (Bass). These guys consider themselves a Christian band that started out in 8th grade. They are also out to prove that there’s a meaning behind their music. 


Silhouette: Who came up with the name and is there any meaning behind it?

Zach: The man on the keyboard Luke came up with the name while the band was practicing one day. The band believes Christians are “hopeful” in what they do and that “hope + faith = trust”. ...that’s what The Hopefuls are all about.

Silhouette: Are you working on anything right now?

Zach: We’re working on a lot of songs as of right now.

Jordan: Mostly just working on finishing tracks we’ve already started. We are also heading towards an alternative sound and hope to put out a CD soon.

Silhouette: What are your goals as a band?

Zach: The Hopefuls have many goals as a band, such as playing the best we can and just having fun while doing so.

Luke and Jordan: We're also all about spreading our message to others.

Silhouette: Who is the “leader” in the band?

Alex: We all kind of “co-lead” in different ways. Although they all balance each other out, Jordan is in charge of scheduling for the band.

Jordan: Yes, but let us not forget--Zach leads with his beard.

Silhouette: What made you want to make Christian music?

Luke: We all basically grew up in Christian households. We also have many influences from our parents.

Jordan: Most of us don’t fit in with this new music you hear on the radio with certain language and of course the sex appeal. We try to go opposite of that as a band.

Silhouette: Do you guys plan to play the talent show?

Zach: The Hopefuls have a something more than just one show planned for us.

Jordan: We plan on doing three or four different shows with different people besides of course playing as a band. Zach and I have been talking about performing something acoustic. Maybe a rap or hip hop song featuring some talented dancers from the junior class.

Silhouette: What’s one way you get your band “out there”?

Zach: The Hopefuls mainly use the Internet world to reach the public. We also hand out demos occasionally.

Luke: We play certain parades and of course play the talent show every year.

Silhouette: What’s the next step for The Hopefuls?

Zach: The band is currently working on putting out a CD.

Jordan:  Hopefully, the next thing we accomplish is getting an official CD finished. The Hopefuls are also very excited about competing in a fine arts contest.

Good luck to the band. We look forward to hearing your music in the months and years to come. Anyone interested in hearing performances by The Hopefuls may visit the link above. Enjoy!


Child Star Checks In
by Kristen Gregory


The sudden fame, the adoring fans, the lavish parties - these trappings of the Hollywood and TV industry are sometimes too much for an adult to handle. So imagine what it might be like for a child to endure the pressures of becoming a star. The path may be different, but the end is the same: too often these children grow up to find themselves in a drug or alcohol rehabilitation facility. Many stay addicted and struggle their whole life with this problem. One child star in particular is on the road to recovery after escaping from a turn down the blind alley of addictions--Drew Barrymore.

Her father was none other than John Drew Barrymore Jr., an in - demand Hollywood screen actor who later became known for his drug arrest and hippie lifestyle during the 1960’s. Her mother is Ildyko Jad Barrymore, an actress and model, who gave birth to a baby girl on February 22, 1975 in Los Angeles, California.  The Barrymores didn’t waste any time before putting their little girl in front of the cameras. As an 11 month baby, she made cuter- than- ever commercials to sell Puppy Chow. Soon she was acting in top films at the age of 5. As a popular young star, there were high expectations for her to behave in a way proper to her celebrity socialite lifestyle. She was found dancing until 2 a.m. at a New York City nightclub--not exactly the most normal life for a child.  Looking back on these times in her childhood, Drew has said,  “I was this 7-year-old who was expected to be going on a mature 29.”  At the age of 9, she was drinking heavily and often became drunk at parties. At 10, she was smoking pot;  by her thirteenth year, she had escalated to cocaine. At such a young age with so many problems, her mom had her checked into ASAP Family Treatment Center, a private drug and alcohol rehab hospital in 1988. But she stayed for only 12 days before leaving to film Far from Home.

After checking in and out of rehab at 14, she attempted suicide and was admitted once again back into rehab for three months. Afterwards, she spent three months with musician David Crosby and his wife, Jan Dance, both survivors of alcohol and drug abuse. The relationship with her mother had gone sour after rehab, and her relationship with her father had been non-existent for years. At 15, she went to court with an emancipation decree which granted her legal adult status with the same rights and privileges as an 18 year old.  She argued that her mother had been a bad influence on her, and apparently the judge agreed. Living on her own, she did not exactly graduate to adulthood responsbilities. She called this period of her teenage years "Little Girl Lost"--which in 1989 became the sad title for the memoir chonicling her struggles to find herself. In the book she writes of those years when she modeled for a series of racy Guess ads.  Fortunately, her last chapters allow a more mature and positive person to emerge. Despite all of her difficult times, she carried on and was filmed in respectable movies such as Boys on the Side. This helped her get back on track so that she could aspire to become a more serious actress.

Drew Barrymore is a rehab success story. While she had a rough start in life, she survived her struggles and overcame many difficulties. Drew Barrymore has become a well known and respected actress in Hollywood.



Halo Wars Game Review
by Dustin Schultz

It is February, 4th, 2531… you are Sergeant John Forge, on a routine Scout patrol when you get a distress signal from the command base. You look over the summit and see them, the enemy. They are not the terrorists of a bygone era; that is, they are not human terrorists. Your enemies are aliens, and not the phone-home ET kind—these creatures are genocidal aliens, hellbent on the destruction of all mankind. But you are Sergeant John Forge, and you are ready to answer the call and show them that they picked the wrong race to attack.

Halo Wars, the fourth game in the Halo series, is a real time strategy game, meaning that you and your enemies constantly create units to battle one another. The Halo series has proven very popular with gamers, since its inception with Halo: Combat Evolved, released for X-Box on November 15, 2001.

The Halo Wars Campaign takes place twenty years before the events in Halo: Combat Evolved. You take control of the ship Spirit of Fire, to combat the Covenant, alien beings bent on the destruction of mankind. The game begins as the main protagonist, Sergeant Forge is patrolling an area when the Covenant strike. Whether the game ends depends on you.

There are a few modes to play Halo Wars, including a 15 level campaign, Basic and Advanced tutorial for beginners (referred to online as Noobs), offline skirmish, and online skirmish. The game supports up to 3 versus 3 on X-box Live. Both campaign and offline skirmish have 4 levels of play: easy, normal, heroic, and legendary. Most players can beat the game under par time on easy and normal, but only serious players can beat it on heroic. Legendary is reserved for the truly elite—the kind that may lead to Sergeant John Forge knocking on your door for possible recruitment.

I would consider that you buy this game and take it up on every difficulty by yourself at first. Then move on to X-box Live, where you will have hours of fun invested in Halo Wars, creating your own strategies and trying them against the rest of the world.

5 out of 5 scarabs




Book Review: The Giver 
by Shaiann Daniels

A perfect world is a fantasy people love to dream about, but what if that perfect world was built on a lie?

The Giver by Lois Lowry is about a boy named Jonas who lives in a “perfect” community. Everything is the same. There are family units with a mother, a father, a son, and a daughter. No child is biologically related to their parents though for reasons that we will see as we go deeper into the book. As the years progress, the children get something for each ceremony they take part in. The ceremony of 12, the most important of all ceremonies, begins to mold Jonas’ life throughout the rest of the novel. He is not assigned to a job, but selected out of everyone to be the new receiver. This job, however, comes with physical pain, and Jonas isn’t sure if it will be such a great idea. When he starts receiving memories from the Giver, he learns that his community isn’t so perfect at all. There are no colors, no love, no grandparents, and the worst part is, Jonas can’t do anything about it.

This book is a thrilling fantasy/fiction novel. It’s one of those books that I could not put down until I had read it all. While the cover of the book could be better—the wrinkly, grey-bearded old man is not the best choice for a story about a young boy-- we have to remember that "you can’t judge a book by its cover". Once the reader gets past the gnarly cover, the story itself is a journey that we don’t want to end with its astonishing twists and turns. It captures readers by going deep into their wildest imagination. Highly recommended.


Nightmares and Dreamscapes: 
A Review of Stephen King's Collection of Short Stories
by Kari Herren

Just in time for Halloween, Stephen King's Nightmares & Dreamscapes is ready to take us on a journey into the darker realms of the human mind.  With titles such as "Head Down," "You Know They Got a Hell of a Band," "Dolan’s Cadillac," and "The Fifth Quarter." There are twenty-four entries in this book, some of which have made it to the big screen in 2006. Nightmares & Dreamscapes is his first short story collection since Skeleton Crew in 1985. In this collection, Stephen King paints a set of characters that allow the reader to see themselves in each character of the story. Because of that, the horror that inhabits these tales becomes even more frightening.

In "Dolan’s Cadillac" we are introduced to the narrator, Robinson (no first name given), who confesses to us that he is a childless widower.  We learn that a man named Dolan, a wealthy crime-boss, has had Robinson's wife murdered in order to prevent her from testifying against him. The murder (by ignition bomb on her 1968 Chevrolet) is never solved, and Robinson, unskilled in the arts of revenge, has no recourse. Over a seven-year period, however, haunted mentally by his wife's voice, Robinson devises a scheme of retaliation. Discovering that Dolan regularly makes the same cross-country road trip in his gray/silver Cadillac, Robinson sets an elaborate trap on a desert road in Nevada:  he takes on a summer job with a road - paving crew just so that he can learn to operate the heavy equipment he needs to execute his plan - excavating a funnel-shaped ditch just long and deep enough to contain a car, but not so wide as to allow escape through the doors.

The trap works. Dolan is stuck in his Cadillac in the bottom of the pit. One of the goons in the car with Dolan is killed instantly in the crash; the other, crushed by the engine block, screams at the top of his lungs out of pain and panic, prompting Dolan to silence him with his gun. Robinson then greets Dolan and announces his intent to bury him alive. Dolan then asks his tormentor, "Is your name Robinson?" Surprise prompts him to lean over the roof of the car, just as Dolan fires a few bullets skyward. He misses Robinson, who proceeds with the burial. Dolan, who becomes more increasingly desperate, pleading with Robinson for his freedom. He offers him a large sum of cash (which Robinson refuses without question), before Robinson advises him he will be released if he can scream "as loud as eight sticks of dynamite taped to the ignition of a 1968 Chevrolet." Robinson gleefully listens to Dolan's screams as he completes the burial and paves over the car. With what must be the last gasp of air left to him, Dolan screams out, "For the love of God, Robinson!" --as the latter drops the last piece of paving into place.

Robinson pays a relatively small price of undergoing much physical and mental exhaustion, but he feels satisfied that he has done a great service to the memory of his late wife, whose voice finally falls silent. The press report Dolan missing, ironically joking that he is "playing dominos or shooting pool somewhere with Jimmy Hoffa."

In the short story entitled "The End of the Whole Mess," we are introduced to Howard Fornoy as he records his life in the form of a personal journal.  Fornoy recounts the life of his genius younger brother, Robert. Bobby, a child prodigy whose adult interests led him to study a variety of scientific disciplines, discovers a chemical that reduces the aggressive tendencies of humans and other organisms. While doing sociological research in Texas, Bobby collects crime statistics and comes up with a sort of topographic map that displays  geographical patterns of violent crime. Examining the map, Robert noted high levels of crime centered around the town of La Plata. But when he arrives to investigate, he finds that this town has never had any violent crime. Bobby is ultimately able to determine that the cause of the non-aggression is the presence of a chemical to the town's water supply. Even a small amount of exposure to the chemical will calm down an angry person or animal, and Bobby works to isolate the chemical and reduce it to a concentrated form.

At a time of international chaos, suggestive of an approaching total nuclear war, Bobby and Howard, with the aid of a volcano, disperse a large quantity of this substance throughout the world, in the hope of preventing a catastrophe. Indeed, the effects are quick and expected: a massive decrease in hostilities around the globe.

Several months pass and  it is discovered that, to the Fornoys' horror, there was another constant about La Plata that was not studied until after the substance was released. While it eliminates aggression, it does the job too well. The chemical builds up, multiplying out of control, in any subject's system, ultimately giving them symptoms resembling dementia or Alzheimer's disease and eventually resulting in death. Howard's journal entries after this point begin to include increasing amounts of grammar, spelling, and other mistakes, eventually devolving into incoherence as Howard succumbs to the effects of the chemical and (presumably) dies. It is implied the human race will also eventually die out as adults start to forget how to care for newborn children.

"Brooklyn August" is a departure from the other stories in that it is presented as a reflective poem that takes a a nostalgic look back at what many consider to be the glory days of baseball as America's national past-time. We are led back to the time when the team we call The Los Angeles Dodgers made their home in Brooklyn and were the toast of the town. The Dodgers were then under the management of Walter Alston. The poems' title reflects the tone of the poem, as it describes the team's 1956 heyday at their Ebbets Field Polo Ground, now long since demolished (but forever remembered as the place where Willie Mays made one of the greatest outfield catches of all-time). The poem mentions many of the players associated with the club, celebrating their accomplishments and ends on a wistful note. The persona can still see it if he closes his eyes, again bringing in the main theme of the poem -- the golden age of baseball.

In the story, "You Know They Got a Hell of a Band," we meet Clark and Mary Rivingham, a young couple traveling through the forested regions of Oregon. Clark's job as a computer programmer will soon take him to another state, so the two head for the peace of the Oregonian woods. The two plan to visit Tokokee Falls, and Clark insists on taking a road through the deepest forest. Mary disagrees, but Clark is adamant. The two drive off, and eventually become lost on a stretch of bad road.

Mary notices that the telephone poles have disappeared along the roads; the car's tape player malfunctions, ruining and melting the tape in a cassette. Mary begs Clark to turn around, but he notices a large sign in the distance. The two near, and read the lettering: "Welcome to Rock and Roll Heaven." The previously unmarked road instantly becomes clean and well-marked. Mary still asks Clark to turn around, but Clark insists on taking the "good" road they've been so lucky to find. They discover that "Rock and Roll Heaven" is a small town, with a strong 1950-era atmosphere. They also begin to notice that the people in the town have a strange resemblance to some of their favorite rock and roll stars, you know, the ones who are dead!  The mayor of the town looks an awful lot like Elvis. .... then there are guys who look like Jimi Hendrix and  Buddy Holly.

"Rock and Roll Heaven" is described as looking identical to a Norman Rockwell painting. But Mary grows worried about the "perfect" town, citing the short stories of Ray Bradbury and Hansel and Gretel. Clark is irritated at Mary's fear, and the two argue. Clark eventually wears Mary down, and the two venture into the town. He pulls up to a diner and enters; Mary follows, afraid to be alone. Inside, the diner's friendly proprietor greets and jokes with them. A weary-looking young waitress leads the two to the counter--she is a dead ringer for Janis Joplin. Mary and Clark sit down, and Clark notices that the proprietor, cleaning the authentic jukebox, bears a strong resemblance to Janis Joplin. Mary observes this and has a panic attack, as she feels that somehow, the waitress is Joplin. Without giving too much away, find out what happens next!

Those are just  four out of twenty-four writings in Stephen King's collection, Nightmares & Dreamscapes. There are many more awaiting you!  If you like a thrill, you picked the right book. Check it out now, you will fall in love with Stephen King's writing, just like I did.

Funny Girl
by Kensy Hernandez




As a shy, nerdy student in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, she wrote a satirical column for The Acorn, her school newspaper, taking aim at the usual subjects -- rigid teachers and even more rigid school policies. Her writing didn't propel her to cool kid status, but it did make people laugh. She is Tina Fey, who rose to become an American writer,comedian, and actress, best known for her work on Saturday Night Live.

Tina Fey quickly made her way to Chicago's famed Second City after finishing drama studies at the University of Virginia in 1992, maintaining her livelihood with a job at the local YMCA and rapidly excelling through Second City's exhausting course load. Advised by her instructor to skip forward to the more selective Second City Training Center Fey took him up on his advice and, though rejected at first, she was eventually accepted into the fold. When Saturday Night Live came to Second City seeking some fresh new talent in 1995, Fey and friend Adam McKay stood out from the pack. It was McKay's prompting that eventually found Fey hired as a writer for the enduring sketch comedy series. In addition to opening the door for her entrance into SNL, her tenure at Second City also found Fey making the acquaintance of future husband Jeff Richmond, who served as director for the Chicago comedy troupe. After joining the cast as a staff writer in 1997, Fey soon made history as SNL's first female writing supervisor two short years later. She was Emmy-nominated for Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program three years in a row from 2001-2003, and her mark both behind the scenes and as one-half of the Weekend Update crew (opposite SNL favorite Jimmy Fallon) was unmistakable. In the midst of her hectic schedule at Studio 8H, Fey somehow found time to perform the critically praised two-woman comedy show Dratch and Fey in both Chicago (1999) and New York (2000). Fey's other work has included writing for such programs as the confrontational comedy series The Colin Quinn Show, shown on pay-cable mainstay Comedy Central. If fans had wondered when -- as all high-profile SNL cast members eventually do, Fey would set her sights on feature films, their curiosity would soon be answered when it was announced that Fey would be writing and appearing in Mean Girls (2004), an adaptation of author Rosalind Wiseman's popular book Queen Bees and Wannabes: Helping Your Daughter Survive Cliques, Boyfriends and Other Realities of Adolescence.

In September and October 2008, Fey guest appeared on SNL to perform a serious of skits as Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. On the 34th season premiere episode, aired September 13, 2008, Fey imitated Palin in a sketch, alongside Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton. Their repartee included Clinton needling Palin about her "Tina Fey glasses". The sketch quickly became NBC's most-watched viral videos ever, with 5.7 million views by the following Wednesday. Fey reprised this role on the October 4 show, and on the October 18 show where she was joined by the real Sarah Palin. The October 18 show had the best ratings of any SNL show since 1994.The following year Fey won an Emmy in the category of Outstanding Guest Actress In a Comedy Series for her impersonation of Palin.

After completing nine seasons as head writer, cast member and co-anchor of the "Weekend Update" segment on NBC's "Saturday Night Live." Fey became an Emmy winner and two-time Writers Guild Award winner for her writing on "Saturday Night Live."

Since her transition to being in front of the camera, she has won much acclaim, including being named The Associated Press' Entertainer of the Year in 2008, one of Entertainment Weekly's Entertainers of the Year, one of People Magazine's "Most Beautiful People" (three times), and one of Time magazine's "Prestigious Time 100."Tina Fey writes, executive produces and stars as Liz Lemon in NBC's two-time Emmy Award-winning comedy series 30 Rock, a workplace comedy where the workplace exists behind-the-scenes of a live variety show. Her performance as 'Liz Lemon' has earned Fey an Emmy, two Golden Globes, two SAG Awards and a People's Choice Award. This past year, 30 Rock was nominated for 17 Emmy Awards. 30 Rock"has earned her two Emmy Awards for Outstanding Comedy Series, a Golden Globe for Outstanding Comedy Series, a SAG Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series, two Writers Guild Awards for Outstanding Comedy Series and two Producers Guild Awards. She has also won two Gracie Awards and a Made in New York Award.






Movie Review: The Time Traveler's Wife
by Sidra Veriatch

Movies based on books can be dangerous enterprises. The Time Traveler's Wife is no exception.
Based on a popular best- seller by Audry Niffenegger and directed by Robert Schwentke, The Time Traveler's Wife is a romance story wrapped up within a science fiction scenario .

Eric Bana plays Henry DeTamble, a research librarian from Chicago, who also suffers from a rare genetic disorder called Chrono Impairment. The disease causes him to vanish at any given moment and travel through time and space. He has been time-traveling since birth, and there are no known causes or cures for his condition. During all of his many travels, he keeps mysteriously returning to one person who is central to his life--Clare Abshire, who is played by Rachel McAdams.

Henry first meets Clare when she is only six years old. The older she grows and the more she sees Henry, she falls in love with him. She believes that they are destined to be together. While he's working at a library, he bumps into her again, and they fall in love when he realizes that he's met her somewhere before. They soon decide to get married and have children. Clare finally has a baby after several unfortunate miscarriages. She tries to build a normal life and family with Henry, especially challenging when dealing with the uncertainty of not knowing when he will vanish or re-appear. The movie showcases their love's struggle and desperate attempt at making the marriage work.

Henry tries to do his part by finding a geneticist to help his condition in hopes that he can lead a normal life; however, he soon realizes that his conditions is incurable. He can't change the past, present, future or his fate. He's stuck with the "disease" and must accept the bitter reality of leaving his friends and family with no warning and the life to which he will inevitably be transported. Juggling one reality is tough enough for most people, but two...?

Many people watched the movie after reading this fine novel, only to be crushed by the two dimensional compression of the storyline. The movie had hopes of being a  touching, tear-jerker romance, but instead it leaves viewers confused. The movie doesn't explain why Henry can't change anything when he travels, which could leave people confused. If you think of the contradictions and logical difficulties involved, it's hard not to come out of the movie scratching your head.

The movie is rated PG-13 due to the several semi - nude scenes.  And poor Henry loses all of his clothes each time he is ripped out of his present moment.  Another reason for the PG-13 rating is from a birth scene when Clare delivers her baby. That scene might be a little too graphic for younger viewers. However, with some deft fast forwarding maneuvers with the remote, it's possible to enjoy this as a good family movie.

The plus side of the movie has to be the casting. Both Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams deliver stellar performances. They are likable together and manage to easily pull off the love connection they are supposed to have over their lifetime.

The Robert Schwentke directed film crams too much into the movie, and, to this writer, loses the beauty of the novel. We recommend watching the movie with some low expectations...or better yet, read the book. Since, as often happens, the page is sometimes livelier than the stage.





The Return of  George Romero 
by Aaron Marks

This article is about none other than George Romero, the grand daddy of all zombie film makers. George Romero was born on February 4th, 1940 New York City.  Before he made it to the big screen in living ghoulish color, Romero was directing banal commercials. One of his first commercial films was for Mister Rogers’s Neighborhood; Mister Rogers was getting a tonsillectomy which is very painful. Apparently, poor Mr. Roger's trip to the hospital got him thinking about the attack of zombies in the Pittsburgh area. And that is what started George Romero’s horror career.

In 1968, he made his first film the most renowned film, The Night of the Living Dead. He also made the commercial for Resident Evil 2 the video game. He also made the original Dawn of the Dead in 1978, but he was not involved in the remake in 2004. He also did Land of the Dead in 2006. This zombie film had the highest budget of his movies, a whopping $16 million. Romero has also has done many other movies, including The Crazies, There’s Always Vanilla, and Jack's Wife.

George Romero has been worked with many other famous people. For example, he and Stephen King are collaborating on The Creep Show, a collection of five different horror stories designed to frighten us into losing our popcorn.

George is one of the most celebrated movie makers of all time in the area of "cult films." He is credited with having started the beloved and much lampooned zombie movie craze.  Before Shaun of the Dead let us chew on our funnybone, we feasted upon the zombie banquet known as  Dawn of the Dead.

The Power of the Far Side:  The Life of Gary Larson
by Brant Seal

Gary Larson was born August 14, 1950 in Tacoma, Washington. His father sold cars his mother was a secretary.

At a young age, Gary had a desire to draw. Even though his classmates preferred to draw tanks, cars and other machines, Gary drew animals. Gary didn’t take any drawing classes; he didn’t even expect to become an artist.

Once in high school, Gary concentrated on music and playing jazz on his guitar. After he graduated, Gary went college in Washington (Washington State College). At college he majored in communication. After college he hoped to do work in advertisement to get rid of the old and bring in the new and more interesting ones. While in college, he also took science classes.

After he graduated in 1972, he didn’t immediately start a career in advertisements. Instead he started a jazz band and during the day worked in a music store. Even though Gary had doubts in his music career, he still pursed it.

In 1976, Gary revived a sorely neglected hobby of drawing and sketched six cartoons. Gary submitted them to a local magazine and was surprised when they offered him $90 for the collection. Gary then managed to convince them for $3 for every weekly cartoon. In 1979, Gary was finally hired full time by the Seattle Times, drawing the feature cartoon “Natures Way”.

Gary didn’t stop at the publicity and money. Instead he drove to San Francisco and waited a full week in the receptionist area of the San Francisco Chronicle before being interviewed. To Gary’s surprise, the Chronicle wanted him to do a cartoon called “The Far Side” for thirty issues around the country. When Gary retuned home he found a letter saying that the Seattle Times had dropped his cartoon due to too many complaints of dark, bizarre humor.

As it turns out, the quirky and sometimes bizarre humor was just what the American public began to appreciate more and more. The Far Side cartoon gained in popularity, appearing in more newspapers even though some controversy still continued in its tracks. By 1983, the cartoon was being published in 80 papers, but the figures jumped to 200 in 1985. At its zenith, Larson’s “gallery” made it into 20,000 different newspapers in 17 different languages.

In 1987, Gary married an archeologist named Toni Carmichel. Starting in 1988 and continuing for about fourteen months , ary took a long vacation from drawing cartoons. He spent more time with his wife, playing the guitar and traveling the world. When Gary got back, he negotiated his way to draw five cartoons instead of seven.

Gary decided to retire from drawing cartoons on January 1, 1995. For fourteen years, the Far Side legacy generated loyal fans and thousands of books. Gary went to make two movies even though he is retired. The two movies are “Tales from the Far Side” I and II. Today, Gary is still in retirement and spending lots of time with his family. But the Far Side cartoon books continue to sell like hotcakes at an all-you-can eat ant picnic.

There are many fan sites on the Internet. You might enjoy this one.

Create - a - Caption Poll and Contest !
by the Silhouette Staff


One of the most popular websites on the Internet is I Can Has Cheezburger, an interactive website that specializes in "posterizing" cats in their--or their owners-- most psychologically revealing moments. We will be doing a feature article on for the next issue. We thought it might be fun to host a "create a caption contest" and have the student body vote on the caption they like best. You may need to click and zoom on the photos here for a larger view.

So to kick things off, vote on the best caption you like for the first picture (the bassett hound in the air) based on entries from our Journalism class. The choices are given below courtesy members of the Period 1 Journalism class.

And for the second picture (the "singing" cat), turn in your entries to Mr. Farrelly by writing them down and turning them in to him in Room 586. We will pick the best five and then in our Winter issue, allow the student body to vote on the best captions. This will be open to students and faculty alike.

If your pets at home would like to star in one of these contests, please send us a pic as long as they fit the bill. .




And for your own creative captions, may I introduce to you.....


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New Oxford High School Football
by James Arrison


Colonials Turn to the Triple-Option. “OX-HD”
After last season’s disappointing 1-9 finish, the Colonials look to Navy’s offense to spark a change


Week One: 1-0 The Ox vs. Waynesboro Indians

The Colonials open their season with an exciting win at home against the Indians of Waynesboro. Despite several fumbled snaps, the Ox was able to score two rushing touchdowns (Bivens 10yds, Hoffman 6yds) and recorded 115 yards on 33 attempts. At the beginning of the second half, Connor Neiman returned a kickoff 91yds for a touchdown. The Colonials’ defense looked strong forcing three fumbles and scored off an interception by Brandon Wilt. Final Score: 27-7

Week Two: 2-0 The Ox vs. Northern Lebanon Vikings

Colonials already surpass last season’s record with their second win. The Colonials’ running game looked unstoppable with 400 yards and five rushing touchdowns (Rebert-4,21,30yds) (Bivens-3yds) (Groft-31yds). Jimmy Eline also had a big game with 126 yards on 7 carries. The defense also contributed with one fumble recovery and an interception by Kyle Dettinburn. Final Score: 33-23

Week Three: 3-0 The Ox vs. York Tech Spartans

Colonials improve to 3-0 after Saturday morning’s win against the Spartans. The Colonials started the game slow, fumbling the ball twice which led to a Spartans’ touchdown. But the Colonials wouldn’t let that fly, unleashing their offensive powerhouse for a total of 497 yards over the course of the game.. Rushing touchdowns scored by (Bivens 40, 7,19yds, Rebert 1 yd, and Starner 15 yds). Bivens also threw a touchdown to Kuhn (4yds). Colonials’ defense also showed up to play, recording three sacks by Bunner, Dettinburn, and Young, and an interception by Wilt. Final Score 41-18

Week Four: 3-1 Dallastown Wildcats

The Colonials end their winning streak with a very disappointing loss in their division opener against Dallastown. The Colonials’ offense couldn’t seem to get anything going with only 153 yards offense. Colonials’ defense gave a huge effort, but was not able to contain the Wildcats. Penalties really hurt both teams, and when a 59 yard touchdown run by QB Bivens was called back because of a personal foul, it put a seemingly close game out of reach. Final Score 0-16

Week Five: 3-2 Central York Panthers

The Colonials are on a two game losing streak after an embarrassing meltdown in the second half against the Panthers of Central York. The first half looked promising after a touchdown drive by the Colonials with seconds remaining before halftime to cut Central lead in half 14-7. The Colonials came out in the second half with plenty of enthusiasm but riddled with miscues. Central took advantage and scored 20 points in a 3:19 second span, putting the Colonials out of reach. Final Score 7-34

Week Six: 3-3 York Bearcats

The Colonials continue their losing streak with a disappointing second half loss to the York Bearcats. The Colonials were playing spectacular in the first half going into halftime tied at 7. However, during the  second half, the Colonials couldn’t get anything going,. But the Bearcats could, scoring four times before the final whistle. There were too many defensive lapses in the second half, and the offense was in too big of a hole--a tough loss for the OX after a promising start to the season. We are determined to finish the year strong, starting with our homecoming game against Spring Grove.

Final Score 7-35

Week 7:  3-4    Spring Grove Rockets

A chilly, wet rain did not deter fans from coming out to support the Colonials in their big Homecoming game with the tough Spring Grove Rockets. Both teams came in tied with a record of 3-3 and were pumped to come out on top with a winning record.  The Colonials mounted a first quarter scoring drive that was highlighted by a 4th down rushing TD by Mike Bivens.  Unfortunately, this would be the only score by the Colonials even though they dominated the game in the first half on both ends of the ball. The Rockets tied the game in the 3rd quarter with some impressive power running and the Colonials did not answer, thus requring the overtime period to settle the score. The Rockets took care of business in the overtime scoring first and then intercepting the potential tying TD pass to cinch the win by a score of 14 - 7.

Week Eight: 4-4 Red Lion Lions

The Colonials declawed Red Lion with a 14-0 shutout in the rain and mud. The Colonials' offense, despite a few fumbled snaps, ran all over Red Lion with 342 yards rushing. Rushing touchdowns were scored by great breakaway runs by Rebert (21 yards) and Eline (33 yards). The OX defense also made a stand all night, shutting down the Lions on every drive, keeping them scoreless. The Colonials are proving that they are strong "mudders" and  kept their district hopes alive.

Week Nine: 5-4 Dover Eagles

The Colonials secure a district playoff spot with a highly motivated win over the Dover Eagles. The Colonials’ offense dominated the whole game with 322 total yards and 4 touchdowns (1 passing, 3 rushing). The Eagles’ offense couldn’t get anything started against the Colonials’ stout defense. Final Score: 28-7

The Colonials’ get ready for their toughest adversary yet next week against the South Western Mustangs. Let’s Go OX!!!













Great Start for 9th Grade Colonial Football Team
by Austin Rife

The Colonials played well on their first game of the season, bludgeoning the Spartans of York County School of Technology on their battlefield by the score of 45-0. The Colonial defense was very good in shutting out the Spartans. With two fumble recoveries by Ryan Sterner and Ron Wolford and three interceptions made by Nick Slusser, Ron Wolford, and Austin Rife, the defense was on a roll. The Spartans could not move the ball against the Colonials except for a couple of good plays.


The Colonials’ new offense, the triple option, worked very well. Scoring 26 points in the first half and 19 points in the second half, the new offense was a good fit for the Colonials apparently. Racking up 317 yards on mostly the run game worked very well for the Colonials. In fact, there was only one pass play in the game which went for a touchdown on a pass by Ross Starner to Ron Wolford. Scoring rushing touchdowns were Matt Staub, Ross Starner, Nick Slusser, John Wallace, and Dan Summers.

This game was a good one for the Colonials, but this would not be our toughest game of the season without a doubt.

The Colonials will be playing tough teams this year including Dallastown, Central York, William Penn, Spring Grove, Dover, Red Lion, and Southwestern which are all very good teams. The freshmen Colonials only had 3 wins last year and look to improve their record immensely. With a good start like this one,  the freshmen Colonials expect greatness this year.

The coaches for the freshmen Colonials are head coach, Coach Darren Groft, and his assistant coaches, Coach Mike Swope and Coach Derek Groft who replace last year's freshmen coaches, Coach Jason Warner and Coach John Slagle both of whom got the opportunity to move up to help with the varsity and junior varsity Colonial football teams this year.

I got a chance to interview Coach Groft to see how he felt about taking over the head coaching job. He said that it would take a lot more responsibility on his part and that he had a good staff to back him up. When I asked Coach if the local Catholic school players transferring to New Oxford would help the team he said, “It is better to have a higher selection of players and higher numbers are definitely better.” When I asked Coach what his weaknesses were, he said that getting the players and coaches to learn the new offense was the team’s biggest weakness. This is Coach Groft’s fourth year coaching and when asked what he will do different than last year's freshmen coaches, he said that he would like to do more team drills on Fridays that separate the squad into mini teams and let them compete against the other teams with challenges like the obstacle course. By doing this, he hopes to develop the mentality it takes to ultimately pull together a crunch time and win the game.

The new freshmen team coaches have done their job so far and believe that their team can win a good many games this year if they continue to play like they played in their opener. Hopefully, the Colonials can continue their winning ways throughout this season and can be considered a force to be reckoned with through the years to come. With a new offense, a new head coach, and a new set of freshmen players, this could be a memorable season for the Colonials' 9th grade team this year.

Disappointment in Dallstown (9th Grade)

The Colonials did not have a good game against Dallastown, losing big to the Wildcats 6-46 on Wednesday, September 23. The Dallastown defense was almost unpenetrable, giving up only one touchdown to B back, Nick Slusser. The Colonials’ triple option was sniffed out by the Wildcats within a couple plays from the start of the game. The Wildcats were also relentless on offense, scoring 46 points with a mixture of passes and runs.

Among other things that hurt the Colonials’ chances were injuries. A-Back and linebacker, Ron Wolford, got taken out of the game running into Matt Staub while trying to block a kick. Also, B-Back and Corner, Jonathon Gianotto, got taken out on a collarbone injury. Ryan Sterner was also sick during this game, but played anyway. The last injury has been for a couple of weeks, but wide receiver and corner Kyle Cracium broke his arm in practice a few weeks ago which hurts the team as well. All these injuries have definitely hurt the Colonials' chances even though they still have good depth in the lineup.

The bright side for the Colonials was that they only held the Wildcats to 7 points in the second half. Overall, even though this was a bad game for the Colonials, they did not play horribly. They just were overmatched by the Wildcats. The team was disappointed in their loss but know that they can build on this loss. It’s just like Coach Groft said “This is when you need each other most.”  The team felt that they were going to grow from this loss and benefit from it. With a tough schedule like the Colonials have, it is very hard to win games against powerful teams. Nevertheless, if the coaches and players keep their heads up and believe in themselves they can overcome this loss and come out and beat Central next week.

Defeated by Central (9th Grade)

Another loss for the Colonials, losing to Central 30-0 making their record 1-2. In a game after a bad defeat by Dallastown, the Colonials tried to make a comeback, but it did not work. The Colonials were shut out by the Panthers on a day when it seemed like an underdog win at first for New Oxford.

The Colonials started with the ball and drove down the field on some great runs off the triple option, iso, and midline. In fact, the Colonials got down within the Central five yard line where Matt Staub threw a touchdown pass to Ron Wolford which ended up being called back on an illegal shift penalty against the Colonials. New Oxford could not put it back in the end zone for that drive or the rest of the game. After that, the Panthers threw a long touchdown pass that started the scoring backlash for Central.

Simple mistakes caused the Colonials to lose this game. The Colonial offense moved the ball against the Panthers, but they could not help from giving the ball up. New Oxford gave up two fumbles, including one for a touchdown by Central.  Penalties killed too many opportunities as well.  Coach Groft calculated that without these simple mistakes, the score would have been 14-6, placing the Colonials in striking distance of the Panthers. The Colonials look to pick themselves up against William Penn and get their second win of the season.

Tough Game for the Colonials at William Penn (9th Grade)

The freshmen Colonials lost their third straight game against the William Penn Wildcats by the score of 6-22. There were too many bad plays in this game to overcome.  There were missed calls, numerous missed tackles, and a lack of intensity throughout the game. The Colonials just did not seem to have it in this game.

Injuries have plagued New Oxford this year and just this week there was another tragic loss for the Colonials. John Wallace sustained an injury in gym class the day before the game. John went up to try to deflect a ball playing flag football when he hit his head hard on another student’s shoulder. John went down unconscious and was unable to move. He was taken to the York Hospital where he had tests to see whether he had any spinal injuries. The tests came back negative and John’s injury was proclaimed as a major concussion. He is OK but will be out for the remainder of the season but will be with the team at practice.  Also, Jonathon Gianotto was injured during the game against the Bearcats when he was tackled on top of the ball. Giannotto did not return to the game but hopes to be ready by next week.

The bright side for the Colonials was that their second half was stronger than their first.  The Colonials got a couple of fumble recoveries and scored a touchdown. The touchdown was scored by Matt Staub who lined up at A Back with Ross Starner giving him the handoff to the left side. Fumble recoveries were made by Coleman Kline and Luke Neiderer. The score in the second half was 6-8, but was a lot better than losing 0-16 in the first half.

The Colonials look to rebound next week at home against the Spring Grove Rockets on Wednesday, October 14 at 6pm. New Oxford feels they should have come away with a win against William Penn but are staying positive. They are not discouraged with their 1-3 record and believe they can get another win by next week’s end if they play with intensity and pride. The Colonials are ready to hit the field against the Rockets and not only play well, but win.

Close, But No Cigar Rocket (9th Grade)

A good game for the Colonials ends in another loss for the Colonials losing to the Spring Grove Rockets 24-38. The team played well but had trouble stopping the Rockets and could not convert on any two point conversions. Another loss for the Colonials drops their record to 1-4.

The main problem for the Colonials was stopping the Rockets' running game. They constantly would run the ball either up the middle or do sweeps to the outside which made it very tough on the Colonials to stop the Rockets. There were some unlucky plays on defense as well for the Colonials including a long pass to the Spring Grove receiver that safety Aaron Brown had in his hands but had taken away. Also, there were a lot of missed tackles for the Colonials which led to some big runs.

The offense did very well this game, scoring on their first drive with a run from Nick Slusser. Another score was made when Matt Staub ran to the left side and scored a touchdown. A tricky touchdown was scored by Ross Starner when he faked a midline run up the middle to Nick Slusser which resulted in a pile on Slusser but before the defense could close on Nick, Starner pulled the ball and went for a long touchdown run. The play was so confusing that even Coach Groft said, “I didn’t even know where the ball was.” The final touchdown of the game was made by Ross Starner near the goal line. The only problem with the offense was that they could not convert on a single two-point conversion. If New Oxford would have converted on all their two-point conversions, the score would have been 32-38, placing the Colonials in striking distance of winning the game.

Overall, this game was one of the better games for the Colonials this year. Hopefully, the Colonials can build on this game and bring a win home to New Oxford and can give the fans something to cheer about.


A Swarm of Plaid: Field Hockey
by Colby Scutta

This year’s field hockey season has started out strong. While the team this year is very young, they have already begun to make their mark against some much more experienced teams.  Coach Mowery is confident of her team this year and plans for them to return to District III playoffs.

The Colonials' hockey team has been doing very well.  Their current record is 6-3 overall with a a 4-3 record in league play. 

The hockey team is big and there are many different positions to fill. Forwards from varsity are played by Carley Sehestedt (Jr), Sarah Kindschuh (Soph), Marcey Piper (Soph), Megan Renaut (Soph), Autumn Shank (Soph), Tarah-Lynn Smith (Soph), Summer Walter (Soph.), Carly Castle (Fresh), and Sarah Groft (Fresh). Also the midfields are played by Brittney Smith (Sr), Inge Van Lankveld (Sr. - Netherlands exchange student), and Lindsey Miller (Fresh). The team’s halfbacks are Lauren Markle (Sr), Caroline Brehm (Jr), Shawna Swope (Jr), Morgan Dutterer (Soph.), and Daniela Ildefonso (Soph), Krysten Dema (Fresh). And finally the last position to cover is played by Becky Brehm (Jr.) and she is goalie. The captains this season are both seniors--Lauren Markle and Brittney Smith.

Coach Mowery's name is synonymous with field hockey excellence in the local area. She first answered the call to become a field hockey coach in the fall of 1977, her first year as a teacher at New Oxford.  At that time, the school  needed an assistant field hockey coach. Coach Mowery said that she would help out and when the head coach moved away in 1978, she became the head coach and has been coaching ever since. She gets enjoyment out of coaching because she enjoys seeing every player improve as the season progresses.

When Coach Mowery was asked about how the team is doing thus far, she said, “Presently, we are doing well. Being a young team, with only 3 seniors, our current record is 4-3”. Coach also thinks that to make a team successful you need growth and improvement as the season progresses. She stressed the importance of teamwork along with the personal enjoyment and camaraderie among players.

Coach Lee is the assistant coach for the team and she was also questioned about why she got into coaching hockey. Coach Lee played volleyball and hockey in college and decided to coach hockey. She chose hockey over volleyball. She likes coaching because there are more girls on the field at a time, plus there is the added challenge of some physical contact. While she still loves the sport of volleyball, she likes the outdoor action during field hockey season. Coach Lee believes her team is very determined: "They all  get along most of the time, they're hard workers, and they simply love playing. This is why I know they'll be so successful."

Coach Lee was asked how she thinks the hockey team is doing thus far. She said: “We are doing very well for having three out of eleven girls starting varsity as freshmen. They are working together and pushing each other very hard at games and during practice.”

The hockey team has already participated in a Spring Grove tournament, the only tournament they were scheduled this season. They lost the first game to Bermudian Springs and won the second game against Spring Grove, finishing in third place. They hope to make it to District III playoffs and participate in that tournament.

Update: Our field hockey team finished with a phenomenal record of 14-5, qualifying for district playoffs before falling to Cumberland Valley by the score of 2-0. All in all, it was a fantastic season for the girls.

With the guidance of the venerable Coach Mowery and the energy of Coach Lee to drive them, this year's field hockey team has accomplished great things. The team would like to thank all of the parents and fans who came out to show their support this year, and they look forward to continuing our winning tradition next season.  Congratulations, girls, on a remarkable effort!




Starting Off Strong: Cross Country
by Allison Mack

With a legendary female runner in College and a new coach in place, the New Oxford Cross Country team began preparation for another winning season on August 17, summer of 2009.

Colby Frantz, a former wrestling coach who recently moved from Delaware, has been given the head coaching job for the Cross Country team. Although he has never coached Cross Country before, Frantz has experience as a runner.

When he was asked about the challenge of transitioning from coaching the sport of wrestling to Cross Country, Coach Frantz said that “the transition was and is a tough one. For one, in wrestling you are coaching boys, mostly, and they react differently to a certain type of motivation; that is, yelling. But in Cross Country, you are coaching boys and girls and yelling won't work the same, as a matter of fact it may work the opposite. However, coaching is coaching and there are many things that apply the same in both sports, such as pushing athletes to achieve things that they didn't believe they could achieve. The same amount of coaching preparation goes into both sports.”

Pushing his athletes to their highest possible achievements is just what he plans to do, hoping to set them on the track to improving their times. His plan for summer training was to “get the hard part out of the way” so that the rest of the season can be maintaining speed.

Coach Frantz said that his goals for the season are “to build at first, increasing the speed and distance, and then maintain with speed and rest for the duration of the competition season.”

Although the legendary Jordan Jenkins is gone, Coach Frantz still thinks highly of his team. When asked for his opinion, he says, “I think my new team is awesome! They are the best group of individuals with whom I have worked. And that is saying a lot because I have worked with many groups and teams in my life. These athletes and young adults are maturing everyday and they are working very hard. They have a goal and dream to improve at what they do. Their strength lies in their ability to work as a team and be there for each other. Their weakness lies in the lack of belief in themselves sometimes. The personalities run the spectrum and I enjoy talking to each one of them for different reasons.”

When speaking to his runners, Coach Frantz tells them that it isn’t where they place that matters, it’s how hard they try. He also tells them that he believes in every single runner, and that he never thought the runners couldn’t be good. He wants them all to have the “hearts of champions”.

As meets are underway for the school season, the Cross country team is still working to improve times. Through two meets, runners have not done as well as they have expected from themselves individually or as well as Coach Frantz hoped they would do. Coach Frantz says that the runners also need to remember not to be too hard on themselves. “The last two meets were tough ones, but there were a lot of positives that came out of those meets. Almost all runners had their personal best at the first race, and many improved by the second race as well. I think the most important thing is to let them know that they all did their best and that we will get back to work with new goals to meet.”

That is exactly what the team plans to do. With two meets behind them, the runners continue to target improvement of their times. Every competitive runner knows – each second counts.

Better Than Expected! An Insiders' View of Girls' Tennis
by Colby Scutta and Kelly McMaster

Many people thought the New Oxford tennis team was still rebuilding and that we wouldn’t have that good of a team this year. We were expected to have only three wins this year and already have beaten that with four. Also, two of the games that we are expected to win we have not played yet. The New Oxford Tennis team is proving everyone wrong with a record of 5-7.

A large turnout of players, twenty-nine in all, gives us the chance to practice and play at a high level of competition. The seniors this year are Andrea Hetrick, Jenna Nicholson, Samantha Hoff, Livy Long, Katie Degroft, Carrie Doron, Courtney Weibley, and Tiffany Strausbaugh. Juniors are Erin Luckenbaugh, Courtney Runk, Francesca Lindaw, Desha Hoffman, and Anna Thomas. The sophomores are Jess Caples, Miranda Stultz, Samantha Brzenk, Jordan Mlsna, Kim Delatorre, Kristin Reed, and Kelly McMaster. And finally the freshman players are Emily Groft, Sarah Rudasill, Colby Scutta, Rachel Storm, Ashley Norton, Kristi Teal, Brett Demi, Megan Wagaman, and Alyssa Martz.

Coach Martin believes that “this year's tennis team is doing way better than expected, especially, after losing our top six players from graduation. It made me less optimistic about this season until I saw the work ethic and determination of my team.”. Coach Martin also said that this season is one of his best seasons through the five years he has been coaching: "It is so much fun to watch our tennis team learn and grow as well as the reactions of other teams we are supposed to be underdogs to." His able assistant, Coach Kim Wilke, has proven invaluable in providing all of the girls with direction and encouragement. Coach Martin had this to say about Coach Wilke: “I think she has been a great extra hand and brings lots of knowledge and experience back to teach you. She has been a big help and is going to be missed in the years to come when she heads off to college in the spring”

Coach Martin had projected the tennis team to have two or three wins this year, but the team has already reached and beaten that goal. “I truly believe that we could end up around .500--which would be absolutely amazing.”

When he was asked about what makes a team successful, he stated that "respect of the coach, listening, and hard work are always big things in being successful. It's also important to have feeder programs so that a program can develop by starting at a younger age. That's how champions are made and we are finally starting to see that here. I've never never really had freshman out for the team, but I have ten freshman this year.  This will make our team stronger in the next couple of years or throughout my coaching tenure at New Oxford. I would have to say having fun is by far the most important trait of a winning program. If you have fun and you do everything you can do to get better, then that will equal success."

The team also has some things to work on if they are to realize their full potential. According to the coach, they need to work on  “foot work and consistency.”  Coach Martin also has advice for those who want to try out for the tennis team; he suggests that if you would be interested, then you should work out during off season, and play in tournaments. When Coach was asked if anything need to be changed, he had this to say: “I would never change anything. You will have your ups and downs, but they are all learning experiences”.

Coach Martin was also asked about how he got into tennis and why he coaches it now. His response was that he believes that tennis is the greatest sport in the world because there is hardly another sport that allows people to play for a lifetime. Coach Martin started playing during his junior year year in high school. “I had a great coach and it really guided me to work hard and get better.”  He ended up getting recruited to play college tennis for East Stroudsburg University. Coach Martin also received scholarships; many people are unaware that you can even receive them in tennis. “After four years playing varsity and being the number one spot during the majority of my tenure there, I had the opportunity to coach at the college level for a year while I did my student teaching.” He enjoyed his experience so much that he set a goal to get a coaching position as soon as possible. Luckily, he happened upon New Oxford soon after college graduation which had a program that was ready to rebuild.  Coach Martin closed by saying that he most "enjoys working with kids... and it is so neat watching the kids get better every day.”

As the program surges ahead, Coach Martin spoke of some of the things that the team should work on to keep improving: "Foot work and consistency” are two things that he would like to see the team focus on in the off season. Coach Martin also has advice for those who want to try out for the tennis team. He suggests that if you would be interested then you should work out during off season, and play in tournaments. When Coach was asked if anything need to be changed, he had this to say, “I would never change anything. You will have your ups and downs but they are all learning experiences. This is the most improved team I have ever had from beginning to end. These girls have worked really hard and have the determination to get better. Usually I see one or two players regress, but this year I have seen all 30 girls get better. It is so much fun to see this happen.”

Everyone on the team wishes to thank Coach Martin and Coach Wilke for their dedication to help us become better players. Finally, a special thanks to everyone who has come out to support our team this year! The future looks very bright for our program..



BUMP-SET-SPIKE!--Girls' Volleyball 
by Corby Myers

The girls' volleyball team is working hard, striving for every ball that comes to them. Our varsity team has a record of  3 - 9 while our JVs are 8  - 4. The varsity team has already participated in three tournaments. The team recently came in second at the Dover tournament.

When we take the floor, spectators are going to recognize some familiar faces: our setter is Haley Livingston; the middles are Lyndsey Fuhrman and Tawny Hancock; outside hitters are Danielle Roche, Brooke Hall, and Brooke DeLollis, and Lacey Jacobs swings on the right side; Tessa Weishaar is our libero; and Jess Stevens and Tiff Smith rotate in to give the team a sudden spark. 

The junior varsity team has recently lost in the quarter finals on Saturday at Gettysburg High School. Last weekend the JV's won seven games and only lost three. They made it to the semi-finals but lost a close game to North Eastern, finishing with a 2-2 record in tournament play.

Our Junior Varsity team consists of oursetter, Katie Amos; our middle hitters are Jess Stevens, Xiomara Castillo, and Brooke DeLollis; the outside hitters are Liz Perry, Logan Smith, Tiff Smith, and Kia Cook. Swinging on the right side is Danielle Crone. Also, our libero is Alisha Miller.

Both teams make use of a 5-1 scheme, which means we have one setter. The coaches decided to run a 5-1 because they only have two setters between both teams and a 5-1 has many benefits to the team. The biggest one is having more hitters. Also, the varsity coach decided to run a 5-1 offense because Haley Livingston is a consistent and hard working setter and using her allowed us to put other players in positions that will help the team the most. The captains for varsity are Haley Livingston and Tessa Weishaar and for the junior varsity are Tiffany Smith and Logan Smith.


The varsity coach, Coach Myers, said “this year’s volleyball team is holding their own, against challenging teams in our league.” While the junior varsity coach, Coach Thomas said, “this year’s volleyball team is doing very well, we are a skilled and talented team, and we just need to work on finishing games strong.”

Coach Myers also said that “hopefully by the end of the season, we’ll see ourselves with a much better record than last year’s team.” Coach Thomas said, “I see this team making a lot of improvement and boosting their knowledge of the game. I believe they will be able to read the floor better and make smarter plays.”

About our prospects for success, Coach Myers said, “I think a team is successful when all the players on the team work hard each day towards a common set of goals and push each other to continuously improve.” Coach Thomas added, “I think what makes a team successful is what they do with what they’ve got. This season, so far, we have had a lot of injuries and have had to put together several different line-ups. Girls were playing in positions they weren’t used to playing, but everyone stepped up to the challenge and handled it well.”

Both coaches have words of wisdom for our girls' volleyball team: "Keep your heads up and keep pushing. You are great volleyball players and just need to believe in yourselves. We believe that you can accomplish any thing you want to if you stick to it!"

Coach Myers specifically said that she challenges us "to play with confidence, earn respect from the other teams in our league, and to play with emotion. "

All of the girls are putting time and effort in to each practice and stepping up their game. When players get hurt, others are ready to push themselves even more.






Kicking It with Colonials' Soccer  
by George Kitchen

It’s about mid-way through the high school soccer season, and the boys' soccer team is looking more towards the middle of the pack. New Oxford has the ability to win games and be consistently competitive. There have been five close contests so far in the season and the stats just are not there at the end whistle.


            Justin Boston (L), Frank Rodemer (Keeper in green), Christian Campos (Middle), Moritz Bauer (R)


Led by captains Juan Sanchez, Josue Santoyo, and Casey Nicholson, New Oxford is a team with which to be reckoned.. Juan plays forward and defense and takes many free kicks well.  Casey and Josue play midfield and have smart, quick touches.

The team has a lot of talent all over the field. In goal, Frank Rodemeyer provides a safety net for any broken defense. Speaking of defense, they’re led by the speedy Tim Baublitz in the middle and the aforementioned experienced captain, Juan Sanchez. The defense also has a solid rotation when Joe Menapace and Sherman Garcia are switched into the middle. Outside defenders include the aggressive Eddie Aguilar and a proficient Christian Campos. Yet another solid defender includes the sophomore Dylan Lawyer.

The mid-field consists of highly skilled players for the Colonials. A new foreign exchange student Moritz Bauer of Germany plays well up top for New Oxford; he handles the ball well and creates opportunities for the offensive attack. A returning star, Josue Santoyo, also plays in the middle and has quick touches and is better than most in the league. Yet another very talented center mid-fielder is the other captain, Casey Nicholson. The outside midfield position is locked down by the speedy Kenny Hanna and a very able Justin Boston. Other capable midfielders include Hector Bermudez, an experienced Andrew Kendris, and Miguel Mendez.

When Moritz is not playing midfield, he’s up top attacking and playing very well for the Colonials. The Colonials have other productive forwards, including the elusive Jose Aguilar and Luke McFalls.

In conclusion, New Oxford is a force that can come out near the top of the division. The talent is there, and the team is coming together as a unit; however, the Colonials are lacking that consistency to clinch decisons in the win column, and such lack of consistency is hurting them. They win games they should lose and lose games they should win.

Lately, they are looking good though, locking up a win against a tough Northeastern team by the score of 3-0.




Aiming for the Pin: Colonial Golf


Although the Colonials had a winless record, Coach O’Brien and his team emerged from their season with a positive outlook. With so many underclassmen this year, it is likely that the team will learn from their tough matches and go into next season with a lot more experience than in past years.

According to Coach O’Brien, the mark of this year's team is that they never gave up. They worked on improving their games and during the whole season had a blast learning the game of golf, getting to know one another and even forming friendships with some of their competitors. Coach O’Brien said, “We’ve had more fun and smiled more than any other school in the league. This season was only a losing season in the record books because many of the golfers grew as individuals. I am proud of all of them for keeping their heads up and smiling till the end.”

The team was led by senior captain Aaron Fuhrman. Fellow seniors are Jordan Foltz and Eric Rife.

This year’s juniors are already looking forward to next season. They are Andrew Collins, Colleen Quinn, Zach Myers, Austin Stormes, Carl “Buddy” Sehstedt, and Sierra Smith.

Robert Mackenzie was the only sophomore on the team this year (editor’s note: Come on, sophomore class, where are you?).

Three freshmen round out the club: Hunter Keech, Jacob Neiderer, and Maria Fasnacht.

Anyone who seriously participates in the sport of golf  knows how it stays with a person for a lifetime, giving its enthusiasts a healthy outlet--anytime the weather co-operates. We’re certain that all of the members of the golf team will find a way to stay positive and keep playing the ancient game they’ve come to love.





Vote for Pedro 
by Devan Poist

Pedro Martinez waited all spring for the New York Mets to call him up from the Dominican Minors. That call never came; it did come, however, from a familiar foe, the Philadelphia Phillies.

At age 37, Martinez entered the Phillies rotation with the goal to help out and just add a couple of wins here and there, not start 5-1. In those six games, Pedro has maintained an ERA of 3.32 and 35 strikeouts. Though it’s obvious Martinez has had some run support from the Phillies stellar hitting attack, all the credit can’t go to them as Pedro's pitching has limited opponents'  batting average to about .214.

The post season looms for the Phillies as they attempt to defend last year's World Series championship. Is Pedro's arm ready for the grueling haul of the playoffs when pitchers are sometimes called upon to pitch on three day's rest or starters are called out of the bullpen to clinch a decisive win? If his first performance against the LA Dodgers in the NL Championship Series is any indication, Pedro is more than up to the challenge. He made great hitters like Manny Ramiriez look like minor leaguers as he kept them off balance with his intelligent pitching--changing speeds, painting corners, and reading the hitters' bats. Unfortunately, the Phillies' bullpen could not hold the slim 1-0 lead and shoddy defense led to a no-decision for Pedro. But he will be back, and the Dodgers look overmatched by the wizardry of Pedro.

At the conclusion of the season, the waiting game begins again. Is Pedro a hired gun? Could he be replaced by rookie leftie J.A Happ in the off season, leaving one of the best off season pitchers of all time off of the mound?

In Pedro’s 18 years, the righty can proudly boast his three Cy Young’s, eight All Star Games-- one of which he was named MVP.  He also led the the Major Leagues in win totals  in 1999 with 23, led in ERA in 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, and 2003. In 2005, he won the MLB.com "Oddity of the Year" award.  Although its obvious Petey (Pedro) isn’t  as up to par from his dominating past, very few pitchers will ever live up to the legend of Martinez.